I may even buy a cute little something. What can I say, I love new supplies and anything organizational! Don't judge me.
Hope everyone had a fabulous weekend!
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Sunday, July 31, 2011
Sunday Confessional
I may even buy a cute little something. What can I say, I love new supplies and anything organizational! Don't judge me.
Hope everyone had a fabulous weekend!
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Friday, July 29, 2011
Come Find Me!!
Happy Friday, y'all! I'm only here for a brief second today, just wanted to stop in and tell y'all to check out my guest post over at my girl B's place!
She's letting her hair lose out in sunny California this week, so I'm holding down the fort for today!
Head on over and find out a bit more about what's on my Big Texas To Do List!
I hope everyone has a Shiner beer filled weekend!
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
{Semi} Wordless Wednesday: Pinterest Edition
Since I've been on my deathbed for the last week, we've had no new adventures, which means no new pictures. So today I'm giving you something different. I think I've talked before about my love of Pinterest, and my love gets stronger and stronger everyday, so I thought I'd share some of my favorite sayings that I've pinned lately!
To Do
True Life
Happiness is Ice Cream
Accept Only the Best
Truly Texan
Have a great {Semi} Wordless Wednesday, and swing by and check out the other entries!
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Monday, July 25, 2011
Somebody Loves Me!!
Anywhoodles, since she's mah boo, she gave me some sweet bloggy love the other day! Behold, the Butterfly Award!
Oh yes, she loves me
Ok, so, here are the rules:
1) Link back to the awesome person who gave you the award
2. Share 7 things about yourself
3. Answer the following questions below
4. Award this to 15 bloggers
Ok, so here goes:
Seven things about myself:
I'm terrified of snakes and pigs (it's a long story), I graduated high school early, I drive like a maniac, I have a pet goose and two pet ducks, I'm addicted to sunburns (dumb), I have two tattoos (an infinity sign and a horseshoe around a four leaf clover), and I love the smell of leather and a horse's neck.
Questions:
Name your favorite color-
Pink and turquoise. Although not necessarily together.
Name your favorite song-
We covered this, remember? "My Texas"
Name your favorite dessert-
Homemade chocolate chip cookies
What wizzes you off-
I'm not sure I've ever thought "Now, that really wizzes me off!" I use pissed. Cause I'm gangsta. Anyway, people in general piss me off. No lie.
When you’re upset you-
Say horrible, mean things about the person I'm mad at. I know, it's childish, but that's what I do. I should really see someone about that.
Your favorite pet-
My favorite out of my current ones? There's no way I could choose just one. That's like me telling my children (if I had more than one) that I had a favorite! Although, I will say I like my dogs over all of the others.
Black or white-
Black in the winter, white in the summer.
Your biggest fear-
We've already covered this one. Snakes and pigs.
Best feature-
My kneecaps. For realz.
Everyday attitude-
"Get money." I left the first part out intentionally.
What is perfection-
A cuddle with Baby Butterbean.
Guilty pleasure-
Trashy reality tv. I seriously can't get enough. Bring the crazy!!
Now I'm suppose to award this to 15 ah-mazing people, so, here goes:
Aly
Becky
Heather
The Mrs.
Tara
B
Kora Bruce Bruce
Christine
Summer Athena
KS
Alicia
Melly Melly Dee
Katie
Collins
And last but certainly not least,
Jen
So, there ya have it. Those are 15 of my favorite bloggers. Go check 'em out, you'll love 'em too! And thank you so much, Brandy, for the award!
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Friday, July 22, 2011
My Texas
If you know anything about me, (which most of you don't) you know that I'm crazy about music. Any kind of music, really. But, I have Texas and Red Dirt music in my veins. The day that I can't hear either of those on my radio is the day that my soul dies.
Now that we're clear just how much I love Texas music, let me introduce you to one of my favorite bands.
I don't think there is a single song that they've released that I haven't loved. Plus? Josh Abbott is kinda sexeh.
He's got that good ol' country boy look
Anyhot, this last Tuesday, their new song, "My Texas", was released on iTunes. Now, I've been waiting for months for this single to come out. I heard a sneak peek awhile back, and I was hooked from the get go. Here, let me show you:
If you aren't hooked after listening to it, you ain't met my Texas yet probably aren't from Texas, and there's a huge chance you've never heard of most of these things. However, I've heard of every one of these things, and, I'm sad to say, there's some that I haven't done. Take away my Texan card, because I can't call myself a real Texan anymore. So, I've decided to fix this. Wanna know what I'm planning on doing?
That's right, folks, I'm making a Texas To Do List! I plan on doing everything listed in this song, plus I'm going to be looking for more awesome things to do here in my great state!
The best part? I'm inviting all of my Texas followers to join me. There's even a button!
X's and O's!
Update: The code in the grab box wasn't working but it's fixed now!!
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Really, Karma? Really!?
Piss off. I don't know what I've done to you, but I'd like to know why you've got a bone to pick with me. I didn't steal your boyfriend, I didn't make fun of your acid washed jeans and retainer, and I didn't tell anyone you stuffed your bra. So what's the problem? I smile and say hey when we see each other, and I even talked Stephanie Becker into inviting you to her party. Sure, we aren't the best of friends, but I thought we at least were cool with each other.
But, no. Here you go with your over dramatic self, making my life a living hell. I don't appreciate you giving me food poisoning, and I damned sure don't like you making Baby Butterbean sick. First the weird allergic reaction that resulted in that gnarly rash, and now you've turned my kid into an exorcist baby!? I cannot handle cleaning up anymore vom. Sorry if you're eating lunch while reading this.
All I have to say is you better back off. I mean, sure, I look all nice and innocent, but underneath, I'm really quite gangsta. And I will not hesitate to shank a bish, got it? Best watch yo back.
Word to ya motha,
J
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Wednesday, July 20, 2011
{Semi} Wordless Wednesday
What's on tap this week? Only the cutest overalls ever.
Ruffles and bows.
Yes, that's a poodle.
And ruffles on the butt.
Sorry I haven't been around the last week, we've been hit with a case of the sickies over here. I'm sure I'll blog about it later!
Hope everyone has had a fabulous {Semi} Wordless Wednesday, be sure to head over and check out the other entries on the blog hop!
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Wednesday, July 13, 2011
{Semi} Wordless Wednesday: Pinterest IRL
Anywhoodles, I'm double dipping today. I'm linking up with the lovely Daphne again for {Semi} Wordless Wednesday,
But I'm also linking up over at Lizz's for Pinterest IRL!
Wanna know what I decided to make? Check it:
S'mores Brownies, y'all.
Now, let me start of by confessing that the picture above is not mine. It's from the original blog that I pinned the recipe from. I originally pinned it from Karly over at Buns In My Oven and you can find my pin here. Ok, now on to the yummy goodness!
For the graham cracker crust you'll need:
1 1/2 cups of graham cracker crumbs
6 tablespoons of butter
1 tablespoon of white sugar
Combine crumbs, butter, and sugar, and press into a foil lined, greased 9x13 pan.
(Please excuse my crappy iPhone photos!)
Next, I mix the brownie mix. You can choose to make brownies from scratch, but, if you're like me, you really need to get back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey marathon, whip the shiz up straight out of the box!
The fudgier, the better.
Step one: mix it
Step two: stick finger in mixture and taste it. This is a *very* important step.
Step three: pour onto graham cracker crust
Bake as directed on box.
Now, after this you have a few different options. You can use large marshmallows or small marshmallows. If you use the large (like I do) you can either cut them in half or leave them whole. I cut mine in half. I also put them in a pot and melt them a bit. Makes them a bit stickier.
Ok, once your brownies are done, take them out, and layer the marshmallows on top.
Turn on your broiler, position the rack on the highest slot, and pop those bad boys in. Now, I've made these twice already, and let me warn you, you've got to watch them, otherwise your marshmallows will burn very quickly. We like ours almost burnt, so the first time I made these, I let them go for way to long and almost caught my oven on fire.
I should also say that I doubt your's will turn out as pretty as Karly's. Mine haven't.
But ohmygah, were they good!
So, there ya have it. I made a huge mess, and they aren't very good looking, but they're heavenly!
If you try them, let me know. But if your's end up being prettier, don't tell me!
Happy {Semi} Wordless Wednesday, and happy pinning!
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011
I'm Really Not That Vain
Friends? I hate bios.
About me's, author info pages, whatever you want to call them. I despise them.
Anytime I sign up for something that has an "About Me" section, I cringe. And this whole "Tell Us A Little About Yourself!" business doesn't make it any better. It's a bio section. They want you to write about yourself. Tell the world all about you, but don't make it too long. And you've gotta be funny. No one likes a damp towel. (right, Kora Bruce?) So, whenever I see these little boxes of evil, I nearly have a panic attack. How am I supposed to make people like me/love me/think I'm funny in this tiny little spot!? I mean, sure, I could get drunk and write something, but mostly likely, if the reader isn't drunk, they aren't going to think it's funny either!
Now, sure, I could talk about how awesome I am, because come on, we all know I have a rather high opinion of myself, but that won't work either. That's just going to make people think that I'm conceited, which is clearly not right. I'm just awesomely confident. There's a difference.
So, for the most part, since I'm apparently allergic to this About me business, I tend to stay away from them. But I'm am currently faced with a problem. I've been asked to start writing reviews for a website (more on that later!) and not only are they needing an actual photo of me, but they're needing me to write a bio. Cue the hyperventilating. What do I do!? What do I say!? Hi, I'm J and I like cheese!? I'm a stand still folks. So, I'm turning to my lovely followers for help. Tell me, what do you normally say in your About Me sections? Leave a comment, email me, tweet me, hell, send a courier pigeon, something that will help me with this daunting task, because they're wanting it by this evening!
I'll just be over here in the corner, with my big box of wine, waiting for inspiration to hit.
Xoxo and Happy Tuesday!
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Monday, July 11, 2011
What A Weekend
Happy Monday, y'all! I hope everyone's weekend was as wonderful as mine. We had my cousin's son's birthday party on Saturday, ya know, the one I made all the volcanos for? And it was so fun! The kids had a fabulous time, and the decorations ended up being so cute! Everyone told me what a good job I did, which did nothing but make my head swell. By the time we made it out of there, I could barely get my head through the door. We had to break out the butter.
After the party, Baby Butterbean, my niece Princess Aurora, and I, all went downtown to a street dance that was going on. Talk about a good time! The girls danced until their legs were dead tired. Need proof?
Ignore the crappy quality, I shot these with my iPhone.
Needless to say, since we partied so hard on Saturday, we all slept in on Sunday!
So how was your weekend??
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Saturday Morning Scene
Check out my Saturday Morning Scene:
Five minutes in the (formerly clean) playroom, and it already looks like this. And this is only a third of the room. I'm too scared to show y'all the rest!
What does your Saturday Morning Scene look like?
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Thursday, July 7, 2011
It's The Simple Things, Y'all
Anywhoddles, I came across this link up, and I thought it was so cute, I just had to join in!
Here are some simple things I'm loving this week!
• Sitting on my porch in complete silence with a mug of hot chocolate and watching the sun rise.
• Reading a book to Baby Butterbean while she snuggles in my lap.
• Spending time with my family.
• Playing in the water with The Hubs, Baby Butterbean, and her ducks.
• Exchanging funny texts with my best friends.
• Finding not one, not two, but three adorable shirts that not only look good on me, but are marked down 75%!
Alright folks, I've got to get back to my volcanos, head over to Jesslyn Amber's and link up with your favorite Simple Things!! Xoxo, m'dears!
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Wednesday, July 6, 2011
{Semi} Wordless Wednesday
I am, once again, joining in the {Semi} Wordless Wednesday blog hop over at Daph's.
Yesterday, my mom had knee surgery, so Baby Butterbean and I spent the day at the hospital with my grandmother, GG. Let me tell you, my daughter loves her GG.
They have these cute little tricks and games that they play with each other.
It makes my heart swell every time I see them together. I'm so glad that Baby Butterbean will have memories of her great grandmother to look back on.
When we finally left the hospital, it was right at rush hour, so the normal 2 hour drive home took a bit longer. At least we had a beautiful view!
Hope everyone has a wonderful Wednesday! Come on over to Daph's and check out more {Semi} Wordless Wednesdays!
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Tuesday, July 5, 2011
It's Tuesday, and You've Pissed Me Off
The Headache From Hell
Ok, seriously, knock it off. You've been going strong for nearly 2 1/2 days now, it's time to move on. Just pack up your undies and your Metallica poster, and GTFO. I'm sure someone else has a couch that you can kick it on for a couple of days, but your time here is done. This girl has far too much stuff to do to worry with you. And make sure you don't come back for a long while.
So Called "Clients" of Mine
Listen, I just bailed your sorry ass out of jail, I suggest when you come over to my office, you show a little respect. Our rules are simple, check in and go to court. That's it. My 1 1/2 year old can do that! If you don't do these things, I swear to sweet baby Jebus that I *will* turn you in. Bottom line. And then you'll be back and jail and I won't bail you out since you couldn't follow the rules the first time. Oh, and also? If I set up a payment arrangement with you, and you don't hold up to your end of the agreement, I will blow your phone up. I will also call every reference listed and come and see you at your job. I don't play around when it comes to money. Pay up. And while you're at it, pull up your pants also.
Texas Weather
Oh, Texas Weather, you're such a whore. Why couldn't you bring just a bit of rain so we could have had fireworks on the fourth? How are we supposed to celebrate USA's birthday without fireworks!? That's like cake without birthday candles, it just doesn't fit. I am willing to let it go this time, assuming that you'll hold up your end of the agreement and snow in the winter. But next summer? I want lots of rain and a big ol' fireworks show on the fourth. You should probably get a jump start on that now.
Ok, lovers, that's it. I hope nothing is pissing y'all off this Tuesday!
Update I know that this was supposed to be a light hearted post, but I can't help but feel like I need to say something about the Casey Anthony trial, seeing as how it's one of the biggest things that has pissed me off today. I was physically sick listening to the verdict this afternoon. I don't see how the jury could have found her not guilty on everything that pertained to her daughter's death. Caylee didn't get justice today, and that saddens me beyond words. All I could do after hearing the verdict was hug my little girl, and I hope that if any of you have children, that you'll do the same.
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Friday, July 1, 2011
What Would You Do?
Any Friday that ABC's What Would You Do? is airing, you can most likely find me glued to my television. I always find it interesting to see what people do in these situations. Well, tonight was no different. After I tucked Baby Butterbean into bed, I curled up under my blanket on the couch and switched on the tv. And within minutes of the second segment of the show, I was in tears, despite knowing it was all fake. The set up was a teenage couple fighting in a park. The boyfriend was being mostly mentally and emotionally abusive, but there were a few times when he put his hands on her. Most people walked by and stayed out of it, but a few good Samaritans stepped in to stop the punk kid.
This hit very close to home with me because before I met The Hubs, I was in that exact relationship. I know what it's like to be treated this way. I have never told my family, partly because I eventually grew strong enough to leave him, but partly because I've felt that it was somewhat shameful. Let me explain that statement. I've always prided myself on being a strong person. I've stood up for myself, and others as well. I've never wanted to be in the situation where I needed someone else's help. And then, I found myself in a situation where I needed someone's help, but since I had put myself in that situation, I felt almost like I didn't deserve anyone's help.
Everyday for 9 months I lived in pure hell. I was told that I was worthless, stupid, fat, a waste of life, and that no one would ever truly love me, among many other worse things. Now, I know that a lot of people who haven't experienced this would wonder why I didn't just leave. Just pack my things and go. The only way I can answer that is to say that I thought if I loved him enough, he'd change, but also, after hearing these horrible things over and over, you start to believe them.
My point of writing this post is not to get sympathy. It's been a long time since all of this happened, and I've gotten over this. My heart has healed and I've moved on. The point of writing this post is to voice my frustration in the people that see things like this occurring and do nothing. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you should step in and stop the abuser, because not everyone feels comfortable confronting others, but you should at least notify the authorities. I'm a firm believer in living by the golden rule. Treat others as you would want them to treat you. It's our responsibility to do the right thing. We cannot turn away and act as though nothing is happening.
I would never wish what I went through on anyone, and I can't even begin to imagine what it's like for women in worse situations, but I do know that it made me a stronger and wiser person. It caused me to make sure I raise my daughter to stand up for what's right and to always help those in need, and I wish that all mothers would do the same. That's the least that we can do. Wouldn't you want someone to stand up for your child if they were in a similar situation?
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Party Planning Extraordinaire
I'm neck deep in planning Baby Butterbean's second birthday already, and it's still 6 months away. And I'm loving it. Every time I come up with a new idea, I squeal like a 6 year old.
I wasn't much of an "artsy fartsy" kid when I was growing up, so this is all new to me. It's weird because since having my daughter, I've been so much more creative. Maybe it was a hidden talent and my pregnancy unlocked it? Who knows. Anyvajazzle, I am now constantly coming up with ideas for decorations, food, games, and party favors. I pretty much eat, sleep, and breathe party planning. I'm so addicted to it, I've even contemplated making a career out of it!* Plus, having a Pinterest account has really helped! I've found a ton of inspiration from there! So, without further adieu, here's a hint at the theme that I've picked!
Photos via Pinterest
It's a Rhinestone Cowgirl party! If you know anything about my little girl, it's that she's very prissy, but boy does she love her ponies and cowboy hats! So, I've got big plans for this back at the ranch birthday party!
That's all I'm letting out of the bag today, but I'm sure I'll be posting many updates between now and January, so y'all come back now, ya hear!
I am completely serious about making this into a business, so if anyone needs a party planner, email me!
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